Single Man Soliloquies

Random thoughts and stream of consciousness from a single guy … me. I don’t necessarily like to complain about being single; sometimes it’s just humorous commentary to me The older you get your “deal breakers” should change, if you’re still rockin the same deal breakers in your 30s as you did in your 20s … good chance you’re single Women have a lot of power in relationships, but when they abuse it no one wins Things have changed with Twitter, and Facebook there’s almost no reason to use online dating sites (though I might do it) I don’t like talking … Continue reading Single Man Soliloquies

In My Timeline Vol. 1: #StayIn2011

On Twitter the other day (@eclectik) I started typing about some things that I was tired of seeing and that I did NOT want following me into the new year … so I compiled them: My list of things that need to STAY IN 2011 Your favorite artists trying to stay relevant by recording with new awful artists #StayIn2011 Not directly saying what you want #StayIn2011 Singing being labeled as “Hip Hop” #StayIn2011 SubTweets and Twitter Cliques #StayIn2011 Amber Rose being famous #StayIn2011 Desert-Flavored Vodka Those Human Centipede Horsehair eyelashes #StayIn2011 My Single Tweets #StayIn2011 Twitter Killing healthy celebrities #StayIn2011 … Continue reading In My Timeline Vol. 1: #StayIn2011

I Think I Think: Acai Berry Bacon

JUST my random thoughts … Shoutouts to the 4 People that still read my blog, what’s up? Just sayin, if you dont rock out after pressing the iPod image over there —> V8 Splash Pomegranate/Cherry Something to type … blah blah x 5 I always give the better gifts, you’re missin out if you’re not my girlfriend … so EVERYONE is missing out I have no idea what people see in Gabrielle Union … nothing attractive at all about that woman Deion and Pilar is divorcing … regardless of the reason, on the outside looking in; having a ton of … Continue reading I Think I Think: Acai Berry Bacon

clectik claus

So I had a buncha other more extra thoughts….tis da effn season so y knot? *ahem* eclectik here we go Random thoughts today Is he gay hell no But he watches the soaps and Runway e’s rotation swings Making Spirits bright Oh what fun it is to laugh and read e’s randomness is right OH! feh. A partridge in a pear tree? Turtle doves? What the hell? Gingerbread houses…who makes those? Maids a muhfukn Milkin? You know what else? What never fails? I get effer nuffin or some crap…and screw you bout the it’s not about that and givin mess…I … Continue reading clectik claus

ebenezer e

Dunno if I’ma do a Monday joint yet…yall aint gon log in to read anyway….so How about a ‘Very Special’ eclectik Christmas edition of I think I think? clectik might be done with Zoë I was gonna get to know her better This Christmas So maybe next is Amerie Rochelle and e ooo wee together, yeah ha This Christmas Claudia Jordan’s lookin right What about Ciara? Hmmm I miiiiight And this Christmas, will be (yeah) A very special Christmas for eeeeeeeeeeeeeee yeah dunna duh dunna duh duh dunna duh …………………………………………. Yay Christmas time 🙂 Who the hell came up with … Continue reading ebenezer e

In My Timeline Vol 1: #hiphopunansweredquestions

On Twitter the other day (@eclectik) I started typing about some things in Hip Hop song lyrics and videos that struck me as odd, and I figured I’d compile them and share with my “Hip Hop Unanswered Questions” Topic Feel free to add on in the comments and or Twitter #hiphopunasweredquestions But BIG, Why would my enemy start my Jeep anyway? #hiphopunansweredquestions How could Biz determine size 9-10 pants but not a bra size? #hiphopunansweredquestions …not to mention she didn’t have on pants Why did Mona Lisa make it a point to tell Rick she didn’t like Porridge? #hiphopunansweredquestions If … Continue reading In My Timeline Vol 1: #hiphopunansweredquestions

Mi5 – Underrated R&B Albums (Female)

The 90s were big in terms of female acts, solo and especially groups … figured I’d make a quick post shining some light on my personal top 5 most slept on R&B albums of that time … this time female artists I’m not including the best albums, buiut rather ones that came out that people might not have checked for, or haven’t heard in a while … you need these in your collection! Michel’le – Michel’le (1989) Technically this came out at the end of 1989 but I’m throwing it into the 90’s pile. Michel’le’s debut tape was outstanding … … Continue reading Mi5 – Underrated R&B Albums (Female)

I think I think: Chicken Butt – Peanut Eye

It’s been a minute … most of my random thoughts have been on twitter and I’ve seemingly neglected my website … well look at me! Look who’s postin! Thought about posting on Tumblr, but something about it just doesn’t seem conducive to long blog posts … meh I should video blog! Vlog! Meh … but don’t nobody wanna be lookin at me I do cohost 12Radio every now and again AND there is The Cold Slither Podcast!!!! … so you can hear me all the time! What was the marketing strategy that put the price point of chicken butt at … Continue reading I think I think: Chicken Butt – Peanut Eye