Month: December 2008

The Randomness7 Comments

Gr’e’ased Lightning

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  YAY New Years Eve…guess what I’m is gonna do!?!?! nuffin. NEW Claudia Jordan show on the Rotation! Topic: The One that got away (Now go listen) New Jamie Foxx Show too I got some sunglasses…never wear them…ima start Guess who is clever? ME! I’m Strictly Clitly Alls I know is Ima stay away from these! Keepin my 3″ to myself 😦  If I were doing a Kings of Comedy movie I’d have: Eddie Murphy Chris Rock Martin Lawrence Dave Chappelle Mannnnn I aint got nowhere to go…aint nobody tryin to see me…plus I aint got no money I’m bout … Continue reading Gr’e’ased Lightning

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I Think I think: BirdnosenShrimpsex

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Hey how was your Xmas? …you know I dont care. Come on! How bangin is the Marsha Ambrosius!? Soundin all good with that bird nose If you like it and dont have it…here have some Had me some Egg Nog…with some added ingredients 🙂 …see the thing about egg nog is…one that’s a horrible name It’s all thick and milky ewwww Seems like its not the right idea…but it’s pretty tasty I liken it to Cheesecake (cuz I dont eat it) but its DEE LISH until I think about what’s in it…then it’s ewwwww Anyways. I love the NY accent…on … Continue reading I Think I think: BirdnosenShrimpsex

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I think I think: Just like ‘e’

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  “Ohh, we were so the same I don´t know why I can´t see it baby And it ain´t a point to feeling blue you´re just like “e” and I´m just like you” Got the new Jamie Foxx joint? No matter Peep the first track off the rotation… Jamie and Raheem DeVaughn doing a Q and A and playing tracks off the new joint It is HI-LARRY-OUS (Especially the Terrance Howard part) Blame it on the al al alalal See what eclectik brings to you? Now love me Why is it that Resse Cups are THE DEE LISH! (esp. frozen) … Continue reading I think I think: Just like ‘e’

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The What!?

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“No question, I be comin down and shit Yo I gets rugged as a motherfuckin carpet get And niggaz love it, not in the physical form but in the mental I spark and they cells get warm” What… Woman in my top 10 shouldnt be in my top 10? Woman should be in my top 10? Dime lines was the best? Female blogger would be a good match for me? Celebrity does my personality seem to match the most? Is the First thing that comes to mind after reading my posts? Makes this blog different? Is the funniest thing you … Continue reading The What!?

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No Clue

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“You don’t even have a clue How much i’m really feeling you I put the whole world in your hands But I need for you to understand” WHY is it when I tell people I’m single they dont believe me?? Hard to gauge what you guys like about my blog or what you like to read I use to murder red hot cheetos New Speedy Show on the rotation! I look at women behinds when they walk past because it’s a male reflex I can’t help it Hard bottom shoes are not for me When I get old…I wanna do … Continue reading No Clue

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I Think I think: Beeker Biscuits

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“Tell me what You need ‘Cause baby I’ll supply all your needs If You could drive stick shift Let me get safe and buckle up, so You can speed” I need a woman that knows exactly what dance to do when I say ‘Give it here…don’t say nothing…give here…don’t hold back now…’ The Foxx show in Vegas is hilarious…damn they go hard on each other Again…why is DL on CNN? Kanye on SNL blew Reindeer nuts … I’m not sure I can ever be a fan again I would run into women that seem to be what I like and … Continue reading I Think I think: Beeker Biscuits

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equiz

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      I’ve been typing enoughh bull about me…no? Lemme see, any idea to the answers of these? Who would I rather have: Elise Neal or Jill Jones? Melyssa Ford or Kenya Moore? Sanaa Lathan or Eva Mendes?   What movie would I rather watch: Love Jones or Brown Sugar? How would I rank Eating, Sex, Sleeping, Shopping, and Football 1-5? Better for me: IM or Text Message? Where would I rather go: A Strip club, A Home Furnishing store or A Football game? Theater better than DVDs? What’s my biggest character flaw? How do I feel about people … Continue reading equiz

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Catch of the day

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“I’m the catch of the day Your dessert, your meal, your drink You can find it all in me I’ll fill you up for free If your heart is hungry You can place your order here with me” That’s why you look like Q*Bert No woman hold the door for me dang I wanna go thru too I be all buying baby wipes like I ain’t got no kid but I got a clean bootay so there What’s the proper wine for taco bell? If the girl’s ass is longer than her forearm I don’t wanna Why is she in … Continue reading Catch of the day

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I think I Think: Let e serve you up

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    “Welcome, can I help you Take a minute to read the menu If you’re looking for a man If you’re looking for a friend If you’re looking for someone to talk to Take your time bout taking your order I can appetize ya or main course ya” I’m thirsty…you thirsty? I love me some TV Clipping toenails is such a chore…ugh I’d rather naked belly flop dive on a family of porcupine than Have sex with Queen Latifah Seriously…alls I want is a woman that would Call on Friday Night; ask what I’m doing on Saturday Morning Say … Continue reading I think I Think: Let e serve you up