“I’ll never be picture perfect Beyonce Fly like J-Lo Or singing baby like ‘Shanti I barely comb my hair Yea that’s on a good day…I don’t care what the hood say I ain’t street like Keyshia  Ain’t never tried to be And I got soul in my soul But not quite like Mary Ain’t nothing really R&B about me” Men don’t wear parts in their hair anymore …unless they’re some time of jerkface A woman has to be really attractive to rock a widows peak…its bad enough women don’t have hairlines Those are always weird lookin…you know they mean that … Continue reading Fuck The Industry (Signed Sincerly)

  “My dreams are now reality Each and every time you are here with me” One of the WORST things about female company? They leave hair in the bathroom…ugh! Long as hairs on the floor…ewwww You know what you do? Get to Popeye’s right when they open…the fresh spicy wings? BOY! Look What if someone’s sex was so good you couldn’t help but to get up and do the whole Thriller dance naked right afterwards? Why is “Debt” Pronounced “Det”? ..What the hell is that “B” Doing? …get out of here! Maybe I can get President Obammer on that…to get … Continue reading I Like

  “Now I don’t want anybody To get the wrong idea about me I don’t have nothing to hide I want the world to see” I LOVE That verse I’m single…so? It’s not all bad…cept when I aint got no hey nanner nanner or DVD/Scrabble/Wii dates …but what can you do? wait. Word? You eat beets? I’m stubborn. Does anyone like man feet and man toes? …I met one woman that did…I was all like ewwwww no! Kyle, If they were both single and all things equal Amerie gets its…the legs the smile and the wardrobe. What you want to … Continue reading Single Life