Month: January 2008

I am Hip Hop18 Comments

Crank Dat ignantly

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Souljah boy claiming to be the best rapper &/OR the difference between hip hop & rap Okay…see? Souljah boy has been quoted to saying something to the effect that he’s the hottest rapper out…hotter than Lil Wayne…and Hotter than Jay-Z There’s a few things wrong with this statement. *ahem* Souljah boy has the lyrical expertise of a Mute Raccoon with Down syndrome. The problem (among other things) is that song he made ‘crankin dat’ was a hit. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU people liked/listened/watched and know how to do that dance …maybe not alladat but summa dat Record sales do NOT make you hot…it … Continue reading Crank Dat ignantly

The Randomness25 Comments

BBQ Prada Tote

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Uh, uh, uh, yeah, it’s finally my turn to think and type Because my devastating blogs I know you will like You see my blog is fresh, it’ll blow your mind And if you don’t like my thoughts I’ll go big in your behind (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-uh-uh-ha) I can’t keep the song goin…effew So now I’m thinking…Do a post on Mondays (Random) ; Wednesdays (Random) and Friday (Some something else) …that way it’s a post and  a day to catch up in between…no? Or just post anytime? When I stretch I extend both index fingers…lookin like Danny Zuko at the end of … Continue reading BBQ Prada Tote

The Randomness14 Comments

Clecti-sonic

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I’m eclectik relax and I’m here to blog Thoughts like mine could never be stopped See my random thoughts and you know they fresh Party rockers, non-stoppers, and my name is def See the e is for eclectik, C is for can The Lectik is just the rest but it is def If I had my top 10 I’d run a train Givin out multiples is the name of the game Now here’s a little somethin bout nosy people My Blog is not hard it’s plain and simple Baby D Clecti-sonic! Hey… Where you guys was? Guess what’s been going … Continue reading Clecti-sonic

Hate The Truth17 Comments

Hate the truth: Spam sandwhiches

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    Is it really hating? Why can I just NOT like you!? Oh SHIT! I see you son! Got that phat new $800 Hoodie that everyone has…Still owe mom rent though eh? NAH Homeboy! She don’t appreciate you! After you came back from the strip club you called her to say Happy Birthday…it’s wasn’t midnight yet! I KNOW Girrrrllll They just can’t be you…They can’t wear jeans 2 sizes too small and have that muffin top fat hang over and make it look so sexy Why WOULDN’T she stop and talk to you…you cleary grabbed her hand and tried … Continue reading Hate the truth: Spam sandwhiches

I am Hip Hop27 Comments

I CAN live without my radio

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I would HATE to grow up these days…kids have NADA! Music Sux Do people listen to lyrics anymore? Pop music is out of control Shows don’t play music videos in their entirety anymore…fuk they don’t even start them from the beginning now. If I were an artist, I’d just make a snippet send it into MTV and BET and pocket the video budget….remember when Michael Jackson’s videos pre empted prime time TV!? (Probably not) All the popular singers are interchangeable men: Usher Omarion Chris Brown Women: Ciara Cassie Beyonce Rihanna You couldn’t do that before: Michael didn’t sound like Prince, … Continue reading I CAN live without my radio

I remember when...22 Comments

I remember when: Dawes & all

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  I remember when… We rocked Karl Kani and Big Bubble coats The Brown Eastland Moccasins that they called boats Girls sucked Pickles Now&Laters in the Middle Wore the Bright Cross Colurs lookin like skittles Every drug dealer had a beeper on their side R Kelly and the Public Announcement made Vibe Had to catch the bus…nobody had a ride Every Family reunion: The electric Slide Cabbage patch dolls were the tops in the 80’s 90’s they went ape shit over Beanie Babies 3rd Bass and Vanilla Ice tried to rhyme The World Trade Center blew up the first time … Continue reading I remember when: Dawes & all

The Randomness17 Comments

Krogering

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I’m about 30 sit-ups from lookin like I did 5 sit-ups LOL I want a new cell phone but I dont need one…nor is there one I really want…’sides a iphone; but no to AT&T You know what NO ONE likes? 3 Musketeer bars…they have to be the most useless candy bar Has anyone bothered to ask what does a diamond have to do with Rocafella? Nodio do di No nose job say Nodio do no nose job Not much on the planet is better than a Jamocha Shake from Arby’s….Now give it. I could type these everyday but I … Continue reading Krogering

I think I think12 Comments

I think I think: Sing Celebrate

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  …and if you be reading e its good cuz I do the Blog for you Give Dime lines a chance, girls, I type romance And if you find that eclectik relaxation is right for you Make it official, gimmie some loooooove, ooh, yeah My Blogggggg! The MLK Inspired rotation…I’m already in Washington…lets march! …whoops, I’m at work…sorriez. Yeeeeah man…I worked today; these people don’t give a damn about Martin, Luther Or the King…so alas; I haveta maka da moniez. …don’t nobody care you at home…you workin tomorrow so kiss it. Finally I feel better…still a little coughy but I’m … Continue reading I think I think: Sing Celebrate

I Love Women26 Comments

She!

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Looks attract….personality keeps….actions maintain She likes football: A woman that enjoys sports is sexy. ESPECIALLY Football; if you actually liked football and came over to your mans spot with a something to drink, in some sweats or a jersey of your favorite team, made some wings before kick off, it would go an incredibly long way. This works for the NBA playoffs as well but a competitive woman that likes to play games, be it Bowling, shooting pool, Scrabble, Monopoly thumb wrestling lol; wow. (Trash talk is sexy too) She Cooks: Not only that, she goes to the grocery store … Continue reading She!

The Randomness19 Comments

Strappy hobo

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How’s the Jamie Foxx shows on the rotation? I feel a little bit better…those of you that care. Hey least one of you got the What’s the 411 reference. YouTube is nuts…The Crank Dat Phenomenon is gone too far; so far I’ve seen… Crank dat: Superman, Batman, Aqua man, Roadrunner, Scooby Doo, Forrest Gump, Fun Dip, Wonder Woman… So I’ma do Crank Dat Popeye’s Chicken: eclectik Boy Off In This Hoe Watch me Crunch It Biscuit – Roll Watch me Crank Dat Popeye Chicken So Super Size Dat Hoe Now, Watch me Chhhhewwwwwwwww… (Crank Dat Popeye’s Chicken) Chhhhewwwwwwwww… Kyle XY … Continue reading Strappy hobo